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The exec side..or the dark side of the force!

1 Aug

Yes the execs, and all such similar creatures. They are one bad evolutionary branch of the human species. I personally believe that this species forms more supervillians than genius scientists pushed over the edge. Yes these include your everyday PROs, your HRs and other such people who like to recruit, fire, make deals and act like Donald Trump. sad.

But the one interesting hobby that this species has is to not attend to people. Yes, that’s something they consider fun.  Yes these descendants of Darth Vader(my personal belief is that he might have laid roots for the management course), they ask you to mail them, call them, contact them and they sit back and enjoy.

Everytime I am made to contact one of “them”, I imagine a group of those people, sitting together and looking at some giant screen and laughing at the desperation with which I am trying to contact them. I had to once call an HR for some work related purpose, yes funny looking back at it now. They picked up and said they were redirecting me to the HR, and they did, and the phone rang and rang and rang and rang forever. Okay so I get it, you are busy, but isn’t it easier to just say no rather than have a room filled with many telephones that you never pick up! I should get one such room if I start a company.

If that humiliation at the hands of these modern day Sith Lords weren’t enough, I had another encounter with a much smoother and more brutal HR. Yes these kinds can get worse. One of these species had heard of my work and and was eager to work with me and asked one of our mutual contacts to ask me to send them my resume! Oh yes, they indirectly approached me for work. And yes I did send them my resume. Now just so we are clear and I have a damn good resume for someone my profile, I shit you not. So they replied immediately the next day saying unfortunately they had no work for me at the moment. I mean do they sit around and come up with cruel ways to torture those who dont have an MBA degree?

Refusing in understandable, ignoring is bad and approaching and refusing and then ignoring afterwards is evil. Getting in touch with them is like convincing a religious guy that his religion isn’t the true one. Its like asking a politician to do something     nice. Or maybe like asking Michael Bay to make a sensible movie. Yes its not going to happen.

As the great man Alfred once said, “Some people just want to see they world burn”. And when they suck at it, they get an MBA degree.

Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind: Or how I learned to stop worrying and love the movie.

27 Jul

So if you are just reading this post because of the awkwardly long title I believe you really need to watch this Charlie Kaufman gem called Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless mind. And if you have seen the movie but are curious about the following part then check out the Stanley Kubrick masterpiece here!

And if you really understood both parts of the title, then needless to say, you are really awesome! And awesome was exactly how I felt when I saw both of these movies.

Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind has such a beautiful plot that its hard to not love it. Who wouldn’t want to erase off people who aren’t worth being in our memory? But does that make much sense? Is it a completely flawed argument?

This confusion made me a Jack D. Ripper of sorts. Made me lose my mind wondering what purpose would erasing someone completely serve. Assuming this person is your love interest, lets say from work. Its all a pain, the love has gone, it hurts etc etc. So now you go ahead and erase them from your memory. Next time if you ever come across them, they are going to be an entirely new person to you, and then chances of you falling from them is really high i suppose. And some time later, shit falls apart the way it happened before and then what do you do? Erase them again? Have fun repeating that expensive procedure for the rest of your life. Or else find a new job, in a new city without having any clue why you want to find a new job in a new city(that idea is a part of your memory of that person and hence you wont remember it anyway, get it?).

It just seems like a sweet deal for the memory erasers for the rest of their lives. Unfortunately I had no Hydrogen Bomb to be deployed over Russia to release this tension of mine so I stopped thinking about it.  And as much as I stopped thinking about it the more I started to forget the movie and the thoughts that followed. Until recently when I saw the movie again and well…it all happened just the same way I predicted about erasing memory.

As Friedrich Nietzsche said Blessed are the forgetful: for they get the better even of their blunders.”

And till I forget this again, Hydrogen Bomb, anyone?

from behind the veils of perception

23 Jul

William Blake was a really smart man, there’s no arguing on that! So when he goes around saying

If the doors of perception were cleansed every thing would appear to man as it is, infinite.

you cant really disagree can you? I must admit I never cared much for the guy and i really heard this quote through Jim Morrison. Well whatever, it sounded cool when the guy said it! You always need a smart guy and a cool guy to make a quote and get it famous (I really need a cool guy or a marketing agent to get this blog more views, no seriously!).

So I had this really important work somewhere and unfortunately I had to walk there. And what i didn’t know was that I had to walk 4-5 kilometers and this walk was from the backward parts of the city. I felt like I was walking through The Narrows.

It took me an hour to cover the distance, yes using GPS and not asking people can make one slow but in my defense i was scared of  being mugged. What followed was me walking around following my GPS and observing each and every moving thing around me. This observation slowly transformed from fear to intrigue. What first stuck my fancy through a series of clichéd events(if it weren’t, this post would have been longer) was that they were so…ordinary! yes that’s the word. And I had never thought of that before, that these people could be ordinary. Poor, yes..but ordinary. Just like any one of us.

It was at this moment that I stopped thinking about being mugged and started observing more at this poverty struck reflection of ordinary society. It was fascinating to observe a low budget replica( i kinda like using film related terms, sorry) of your average day. Take off all the money and our life would be exactly as theirs, is what I felt.

And all that made me think any different was my perception, a perception inculcated in me by those around me, by my daily influences. I never cared to question it, after all its a known fact that the scum of the society comes from the poor, right? Maybe yes. I don’t know. But what I saw that day, weren’t the scum of the society. They were family men, friends, mothers, sisters, workers etc.

So now when I hear the William Blake quote, I think about the walk I took. It used to sound cool to me, but now it makes sense. But the biggest thing out of all this, a little bit of personal gain has been that, I have learned to avoid the veil of perception and see things for myself. I feel a better person. Its a simple story, with a greater impact. I like that. Simplicity can be greatly effective.

PS: If I had been mugged or stabbed that day, this would have been a completely different post!